As a human man, I’m very stubborn. So stubborn that it’s the people like me that make the “DO NOT EAT” warning mandatory. (Usually it makes me want to do it more…)
Just look at those icing filled packets with some orange and blue raspberry filling on the top!
This being said, the entire internet seems to have joined me in thinking that those damn Tide laundry pods look FUCKING DELICIOUS. I’ve thought about it before… I’ve had the washer full of my dirty ass clothes and I go to put a pod in but for a second I think to myself “Self, that fuckin’ thing looks just like its full of the squeeze tube candy from 1998. Just do it. One Bite. What’s the worst that can happen?”. For some reason I always decide to use my better judgement and not do it.
Apparently, these wondrous little pods aren’t anything like regular laundry detergent and can actually kill you. Don’t threaten me with a good time! I don’t have to write these blogs if I die…
Anyways, apparently chemicals that they add to the pods can coat your lungs, making it extremely hard to get oxygen in your bloodstream. Which I’m no doctor, but after getting dunked in the pool in my younger days, I know that you need oxygen to live.(Lucky for you the Ambulance has a nice copious supply of that!)
On the upside, one of the ingredients is Polyvinyl Alcohol, and when has alcohol ever been a bad thing to ingest?!
VERDICT: The Pods are not delicious, unless you want to die. Then they’re probably just like eating a cyanide lollipop.
Goin' Overboard! 