Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I lost my wallet. I’ve gone through a lot of shit in life, this however is the worst. I feel naked, there’s a void on my right cheek where my life once sat.
Basically, my life is in shambles. I’ve questioned every single decision I’ve ever made. I’m not even mad that I lost my credit cards or the cash, but that I lost my driver’s license. Which means I lost access to the most important thing in my life. Alcohol.
What does a man do now? How do I go on? Honestly I may just try to freeze myself for however many days it takes for my replacement to get here.
Naturally, that’ll fail and someone will forget to unfreeze me. So see you in 500 years!
UPDATE: I Found it. My pain is over.
Goin' Overboard! 