Is the Night Before Thanksgiving the Real Best Holiday of the Year?

Let’s start off by just agreeing, Thanksgiving sucks. Sure the food part is cool, but who wants to actually sit at a table with their family and talk about what they’re thankful for? I know I sure as hell don’t. 

Which is why we have the afformentioned holiday, “The Night Before Thanksgiving”. It’s a magical night filled with booze, packed bars, and straight drinking until you blackout. All of your pals are home and looking to get rowdy and who doesn’t want to pound alcohol into their body to prepare for the impending doom of the next day? I even have a friend who got so drunk the night before that he didn’t even wake up for dinner the next day… now that is a true legend. 

I’ve literally seen so much crazy shit and I’ve only been in bars for 2/3 years since I turned legal (One year I fell asleep. I don’t wanna think about it). Actually once I saw a guy walk out with a big beer sign right in front of the bartender.

However this wouldn’t be possible without Thanksgiving, so I guess we have to give those dumb, idiot pilgrims some kind of credit.

The night is filled with all kinds of fun and debauchery, then the next day you get some of your family’s dry turkey and a hangover. Which sucks. So go out, get blasted, and enjoy the best holiday of the year. I know I will!

P.s. Why are there no good pictures of drunk turkeys?