It’s no secret that I’m one of the laziest people on earth. I’ve pissed in bottles, out windows, (Hell, I’d even piss my pants if it didn’t mean changing them after…), All in the sake of not walking 10 feet to the bathroom. But this kid, this young genius has it figured out.
We’ve had a great piss spot right under our noses. (Or clotheses, if you will.)
Think about it, it’s basically a hideaway urinal. Perfect height without getting any splashback. Honestly, if I wasn’t on my way to my real job I’d be bumping R Kelly’s smash hit “I believe I can fly” while trying to fill my sock drawer full.
So kudos to you, you young visionary. I imagine your mom doesn’t appreciate your genius, but I do (Also blaming the dog is a SAVAGE move). I’ll be waiting to see you on Shark Tank with the next revolutionary piss receptacle.
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