Over the past few years, I’ve been doing drunken interviews and undoubtedly the most popular of my questions has been “Is a hotdog a sandwich?”.
5 years ago, the question popped into a young inebriated Sam’s head and at that time I wasn’t even sure. Since then I’ve relentlessly been searching night and day for an answer and I finally found it.
Meat in a bun = Sandwich. Whether it’s roast beef, sausage, a hot dog, or even a shitty piece of head cheese. If you can’t wrap your head around that, you’re a goddamn dunce.
Even the National Hot dog and Sausage Council is wrong on this. They try to play the dog off as more amazing than the second coming of Jesus or more appropriately the Ultimate Warrior of meats. When in actuality, a hot dog is more of the Eugene of meat.
It’s enjoyable, but it’s not actually anyone’s favorite food. This being said, I’m the idiot writing a whole article about a bunch of ground up leftovers jammed into a meat casing.
So what the fuck do I know? Apparently more than the rest of the goddamn population.
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